Crush- Hey listen na, I wanna ask something to you
Me- Yes, go ahead
Crush - I really wanna ask this and I can't help it.
(Is this a dream or what?) to myself
Crush- And your 'Yes' is more important to me than anything else.
Me- Then say na, what are you waiting for?🙈
(OMG! I'm dying to hear it) to my self
Crush- okay! Can I use your hot-spot for a while? Just 20 MB. Not more than that. I promise.
Me- 😒😒😒🔥

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To whom are you fooling, darling?

she knows that you only come home,

when your other home doesn't serve you your needs anymore.

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ಕಾಯುತಿದ್ದೆ ನಾನು ಈ ದಿನಕಾಗಿ,
ಗುಲಾಬಿಯೊಂದ ಹಿಡಿದು ಪ್ರೀತಿ ಹೇಳುವ ಸಲುವಾಗಿ.
ಒಪ್ಪಿದರೆ ಅಪ್ಪಿ ಮುದ್ದಾಡುವೆ,
ಒಪ್ಪದೇ ಹೋದರೇ.....,
ಕಿವಿ ಮೇಲೆ ಹೂವಿಟ್ಟು ಮೂರ್ಖರ ದಿನದ ಶುಭಾಶಯ ಕೋರುವೆ.
😉

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God is the government and we are human taxpayers who pay the accounts of their deeds from birth to death on this earth.

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If Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi was named honestly it would be -

Kyunki Saas bhi Kabhi Bahu thi jiske doosre pati ki teesri biwi ke bete ne pehli biwi ke najaayaz bete ko maara, aur Mihir abhi bhi zinda hai

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From fooling others on this day to being fooled by life the definition of fool's day changed for me.

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My Untold Story
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Everything that I never said..




(In the caption)

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I was a wanderer
Only and lonely
in the world of Narnia
Everything around me
Covered with thick white snow
What a fool i was!
to think that
His single ray of light
Could melt all the whiteness
around me

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"Hey let's be best friends again," Lyra said.

"Really ? I'm so happy. I promise this time nothing would break us apart. I would never abandon you. You have no idea how elated I'm." Clarus said with tears in her eyes.

" Happy April fools day."Lyra replied nonchalantly.

"Oh." Clarus thought how different things would have been had it not been 1 April.

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If sultan was to be named honestly

"one can become a national champion in a week".

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