"How mean!"

"Sorry. I didn't calculate."

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"Darling, let's stay away from the mean;
Let's remain in either of the extremes.
Only then can we ever make us work--
Be different from the average dream."

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Mean, Median, Mode in Love
(Read Caption)

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Will you be the Y axis to my X axis?
We will plot the points of life, in our graph, together.

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जब रिश्तों की बागडोर
प्रायिकता संभाल लेती है,
विषमता का माप
करता हुआ दिल
परिकल्पना को परखता दिमाग़
सांख्यिकी का वो न्यूनतम माप
देता है जो कभी
खरा नहीं उतरता उन
परीक्षणों पर जहाँ....
रिश्तों के चयन की सीमा
शून्यता और विकल्पों बीच
झूलती हो!

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She (in frustration): I have expectations from you.
Me (being very normal) : Yeah, I know 😊
She (in anger) : Do you even know the meaning of expectation?
Me :Yes, It is the summation of all possible values from a random variable.😊
She : fuck off 😠

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Talking about statistics,

If you are 30 or above, and still unmarried in this generation, you have successfully evaded your First Divorce!

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My heart was never so mean
But once I met him
I insinuated me
To stop him, for that
I hide his heart in my stilettos
Under pink roses
So he could hardly find it back
And never think to leave me off.

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What you see and hear
are like data
that just shows the obvious facts
What you feel and believe
are like information
that may show the hidden truth

Convert the available data into information
by using your statistical mind
and sensitive heart
As sometimes what's seen isn't real
and what's real isn't seen

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Decisions of my life
distributed
either
left skewed
or
right skewed...
My struggle
to achieve the
bell curve of success
is
still a dream ...
and
Happiness
is
still a outlier....

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