('She blocked me from everywhere.Will she ever contact me again? Is there anything that reminds her of me? I think she is in relationship, nah! This can't be , its been six years of our breakup , she must have forgotten my name ,") these few questions run on my mind on daily basis.

(Phone ring bells)
Hello! said the known voice

Me- Hiiii! Long time( I knew it was her)
She- How you know that it's me on the other side
Me- Umm! Just one of those things.Anyway how are you?
She- I am fine but I know you aren't.
Me- No! I am fine .what made you to say that?
She- I know you more than you know yourself. Listen nothing will happen to him. He can't be there for 5 years.How can I forget that you are his biggest fan?
Me- Means a lot to me. I am glad if you remember all these .
She-Arey! idiot it was because of your singing performance on ' o o Jane Jana ...' which made me go mad at you and eventually propose you in class 6 and how can I forget our sallu-srk fight?
Me-Yeah! But good days of old never comes back.
She- You never know. Anyway this is my new number, feed it.
Me- ok!
( Phone disconnected)

Trust me she is still a magician, she really is !!

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In Mumbai,

You will always find people clicking photos in front of SRK's house.

But...

You wont find people doing the same in front of Salman's house because

"Kya ptaa kab Bhai gaadi le ke aa jaaye"

#You can die😂

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रईसी बेबाक़ और मनचली हो चली
सियासत के आँख का पानी उतर गया
शर्मसार हुई तो बस इंसानियत

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If I were salman khan,
I would learn how to drive a car properly. 😑

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Your craze about a "PERSON":
He is your 1st crush
He is your 1st love
Your infatuation is to collect all His related things, paper cuttings, pics, & what not??
You dislike "HIS DANCE" yet HE is Your Dance Partner😉

You are a crazy-batty FAN of SALMAN
Your fever for SALMAN has no cure!
'SA' 'L' 'MAN' -
SAppy's Love for this MAN is "Immortal"

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शब्दो के अहंकार को मिट्टी मे मिला देंगे ,
अगर कुछ और कहा तो संगीत सूना देंगे ।।

जूनून हमसा नही इस दूनिया मे ,
उठते हूए तूफान से संगीत चूरा लेंगे ।।

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तुम आमिर की एक्टिंग प्रिये,
मैं भाई की मूवी का प्लाट हूँ ।।

तुम एक बार में भा जाती हो,
मैं नज़र ही नहीं आता हूँ ।।

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Who is next for marriage?
Rahul Gandhi: (searching Salman)

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I typed "Salman driving pics" but autocorrect made it "Salman bribing pics"

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जरूरतें पूरी करते करते,
ख्वाइशें हमेशा अधूरी रह जाती हैं।

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