पुरी रात गुज़र जाती हैं ऑफिस मैं माँ
पर यहां कोई नहीं कहता थक गए हो थोड़ा आराम कर लो

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एक शेर है जो
आजकल शांत बैठा है

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Manager : Tell me something you like most about this company?

ME : 500 pages ke PDFs bhi color printout nikaal lo. Koi kuch nahi bolta.

Manager : 😣😣😣😣😱😱😱😱

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Never trust anyone so blindly..
God has provided you a
"brain" to "analyze"
So first analyze ones priority very nicely.

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Uss dard ki kimat hm adaa kr lenge..
Tere ishq se apne ruh ko fanah kr lenge..
Dikhi jo nazron me chhipti ranjisein....!
Kasam mohabbat ki..
Uss mohabbat ko hm tabah kr denge.!!!!.✍️

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Chill buddy chill...!
Gussa gale se neel...!
Fir gale lagakar mil...!
Akkar ko de tu dheel.
Arre!!!
Chill buddy chill😉.

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"ATTITUDE"
&
"SELF RESPECT"
Both have similar
manners of
approach.
BUT
have completely
different motives.

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अच्छा सुनो, मेरे सर की कसम मत खाया करो...😏
देखो धीरे धीरे मेरे बाल झडने लगे हैं😒

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10 pm, still in his office
Preparing reports on excel sheets
No idols, no aartis, no drumbeats
Just passing cold smiles
With every wish of Happy Ganesh Chaturthi

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I am fat on even days, slim on odd days.

In case of confusion,
just shout "पलट, पलट, पलट"
and wait for me to पलट

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