Of Gummy Bears And Cookies With Ketchup

(Hilarious Nonsense In Caption)

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At sabjiwala: Tamatar 100/kg
Arey koi dikkat ni.
At fruitshop: Apple 140/kg
Haan koi dikkat ni.
At hotels: Gst lag gaya 18%
Haan bhai koi dikkat ni.

At domino's: Rs.1 per ketchup.
Loot lo bhai tum bhi loot lo 😠

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Ketchup to potato chip:

"Can we have a serious
RELATION-CHIP with each other?"

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You are to me,
what ketchup
is to French fries.

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Why was the burger so thrilled?🍔







Because its first catch up with its love was so hot n sweet.

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Every morning,
I make my :CAT_CHUP just to spread Ketchup
on bread to :Catch up my bus as early as possible.

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Usne kaha..tum aur main ek hi to hai..

Maine kaha... ek second..

Main ketchup ko bhi sauce bolta hu.

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Ketchup doesn't like him to be called as "tamato ketchup"



Same as writer doesn't like to be called him/her as "good writer".

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Therapist : why are you convinced you are dumb & how is it related to your self-worth ?

Me : I don't know the difference between sauce and ketchup...

Therapist : Wait! Aren't they the same?
(Smiles & winks at me)

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While Everything was Going Wrong, it was the Cutest juvenile Thing, the ill-shaped Smiley made with the Ketchup that was providing the Inner Joy😍

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