If you haven't stolen food from their plates,
No, they aren't your friends.
If you haven't teased them with their crushes,
No, they aren't your friends.
If you haven't made Goa plans with them,
No, they aren't your friends.
If you haven't done a night out with them,
No, they aren't your friends.
No, friends don't grow in the field.
They are adopted
from the animal shelters...
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