He met my parents,
Before meeting me.

He ripped my soul,
Before ripping my clothes .

He kissed my wounds,
Before kissing my lips.

He hugged my dreams,
Before hugging me.

//That's how my first love became my true love

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Some have soul connection,
Moh moh ke dhaage.

Some have mole connection,
Mole mole ke dhaage.

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If you ever spot a mosquito, call Batman.

Because he is a ‘good knight’.

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If Amitabh Bachchan was baghban
and baghban means a gardener,
what was Hema?

Mali ni.

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let me be an illiterate in expressing myself,
to the world with lame mindset.

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I don't celebrate Diwali.
As it is festival of lights.
I am overweight.

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हर पल बहकी रही मैं, फ़िर भी उसकी प्यास न बुझा सकी..
वो शख़्श जो भी रहा आँखे पढ़ना जानता था !!

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My phone doesn’t even detect my own fingerprint. I think they left my fingers.

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Q. Why jeweller rejected the gajar ka halwa in his daughter's wedding?
A. Because halwa was made of 23 carrots.

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‘‘Honey! Today is Valentine's Day.,’’he said.

‘‘So..what?,’’she asked surprisingly.

‘‘Don't you think we should hangout.,’’
he countered.

‘‘Just finish this soup and drop your grandson to the school.,’’
she smirked.

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