Purushottam Upadhyaya   (P.U.™)
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Joined 25 October 2016


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Joined 25 October 2016
26 AUG 2024 AT 16:05

Tell me oh sweet humans,
If I die, would you even cry?

Seeing the inspired white haves,
Constantly digging the colourful graves,
Where has my motivation gone,
Where is my emergent brave.
Can I even fight anymore,
Or can I even fly?

Tell me oh beautiful animals
If I die, would you even cry?

(Cont. in caption)

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14 JUL 2024 AT 11:05

Bahut aage nikal gaye Ghalib,
Yuhin Tum hawa ko cheerte hue,
Jis hawa se tumhara khud ka raabta tha,
Uss badnaseeb ko nazar andaaz na kar jaana.

Maana uss hawa se naata thoda kam tha tumhara,
Magar aisi badguman khala ke liye, us masoom ko akela na chhod jaana.

Akela reh jaaega wo kinare par baithe,
Jhhad jaaenge saare patte falon ka intezaar krte krte,
Jaate jaate bas ek bar, lehraun ka paani un tak pahuncha zaroor jaana.

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31 JAN 2017 AT 10:28

Q. Why jeweller rejected the gajar ka halwa in his daughter's wedding?
A. Because halwa was made of 23 carrots.

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27 DEC 2016 AT 14:57

Don't drink. It cause damage in liver,
Debit the receiver , credit the giver.

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26 DEC 2016 AT 14:31

Toot chuke Iss zakhmi dil se na khel.
Mitochondria is the power house of cell.

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9 DEC 2016 AT 22:49

*Traffic police caught Joey Tribbiani without helmet*

T.P. - Sir , You just broke traffic rules.
Joey: I broke something ?
*That's bad joey*.
Don't worry sir! I'll pay for what I had broke.
*proud of you joey*
Confused T.P. - Ok! Your Fine?
Joey: I am good sir ! How u doin'?
T.P. : *Facepalm*

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2 DEC 2016 AT 16:48

Is she your EX?
So you gifted her a cheap PEN.
Is this why she DITCHed you?
Dude! You're taking too much liqueUR.
Forget her.
She was just an EXPENDITURE.

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25 NOV 2016 AT 17:42

People these days are
Officessed with money .

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21 NOV 2016 AT 15:21

ना जाने कितनों के सपनों का बाँध फूट गया
खबऱ सुनी तो सलामत दिल था टूट गया ।
जब पता चला एक सौ पचास़ मासूम थे वो, तब
मेरा उपर वाले से फिर से विश्वास उठ गया ।
क्या थी दुश्मनी तेरी उनसे ऐ किस़्मत !
जो तू अकेले ही इतने परिवारों को लूट गया ।
और एक बात समझ नहीं आई ,
जिसको हम देश़ की लाइफ-लाइन कहते हैं
उसका अपनी ज़िम्मेदारी से पीछा कैसे छूट गया।

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20 NOV 2016 AT 17:05

जिनके खुद के दिल कोमल होते हैं , वो दूसरों के दिलों को चोट नहीं पहुंचाते।

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