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30 JUN 2020 AT 15:18

Only a stubborn heart can love statistics...

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20 OCT 2019 AT 12:22

Uncertainty is the only certain thing in the world...
Therefore there is "statistics".

Chandrashekhar Awate

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19 DEC 2019 AT 19:17

Don't over collect your emotions..
Don't over analyse your situations..
Don't over interprete your problems..
Don't over write anything in your mind..
And don't try to predict your future as well.

~ Statistician theory of life~

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23 JUN 2020 AT 0:27

I studies statistics ...so
If you think I m a lier yes I am ! Because "statistics is nothing but a lie" ...
If you think I juat always judge people yes I do! Because I am habitual of doing *estimation* about unknown
If you think I always wanted to be right
Yes I want ! Because "statistician can proof anything even the false" ...
If you think I always avoid better things yes I do! Because I always want *best and unbiased*
But....
I will always try to avoid your mistakes Bec I always want a *perfect correlation* and the theory of statistics says
"minimise the errors"

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11 JUN 2020 AT 8:45

Jindagi negative binomial se geometric ho gya,
Suna hai tumahara normal chal rha hai.

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29 JUL 2019 AT 10:31

Life is a regression model and you are my depend variable and our love is constant.

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13 DEC 2021 AT 10:21

JEE की तैयारी करते करते मैंने सारी खुशियां त्याग दी...२
जिसके लिए Statistics लिया था वह Commerce वाले के साथ भाग गई..😅😅

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28 SEP 2020 AT 22:07

Enjoy करना बहुत जरूरी है.....
कभी हंसना जरूरी है और कभी कभी रोना भी...
कभी कुछ बातें भूलना जरूरी है और कभी-कभी कुछ बातें याद करना भी जरूरी है....
क्योंकि कुछ सालों बाद जब हम मिलकर पीछे देखेंगे तो यही कहेंगे जो कुछ भी हुआ... सब कुछ जरूरी था...

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27 JUN 2020 AT 0:01

Everything has two sides right or wrong but always with equal probability, so we can't take a right decision on the basis of only one side of any story Bec other side may be more effective . So if you are giving any estimation on the basis of only one side of the story that will not considered as correct Because the Probability even 0.0000001 can change the game .

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9 JUN 2020 AT 23:31

as every distribution behaves as Normal as n tends to infinity so The fact is that ,life is comparatively same for everyone after a perticular time but whatever distribution ur life following just try to make it +vely skewed

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