Engineers words

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Someone asked her to make coffee
She too done and gave them a code..
Others Shocked,,She rejoiced...

// Programmer atrocities

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
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On line 72

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Teri aankhe nhi,COMPILER hai
Jinhe dekhte hi dil ke sare PROGRAM run karne lagte hai

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1. When downloading reaches at 99% and message pops up “No Internet connection”
2. Premature optimisation in programming
3. An angry girlfriend of course

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जिन्दगी भी ना "Programming" की तरह है
तुम चाहे कितनी भी अच्छी "Coding" कर लो
लोग "Complier" बन बैठे रहते हैं
इसमें "Bug" ढूढ़ने के लिये 😂

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From clock ticks to key click
Sound has been renovated.
From fundamentals to advanced
Search has been transformed.
To-be has now changed,
The status on profile reflected.
While the app was being deployed,
The toddler programmer conveyed.
That the Student within has died,
To the long awaited,
To the freshly trained.

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Program me error aa jata hai
to is ko 24 hours me solve kr
sakte hai ,
lekin jb life me do logo ke bich
me error aa jata hai to us ko solve karne me puri jindgi lg jatai hai...

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She coded a program
and encrypted it
before compilation.

He , the hacker
decrypted her code
and compiled it
successfully.

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मेरे कोड का तुम बनके अर्धविराम आ जाना,
देखो बग्स बहुत आ गए जिंदगी में,तुम उनका बनके अब उपाय आ जाना।

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