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कर शुक्राना🙏
मेरी जम्हाई से
तेरी लाखों की
कमाई हो गई

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The true test of character and nature of any human or group is when they confront their mistakes.

"Jo darr gaya samjhoo marr gaya" Gabbar Singh.
"One who fears, is already dead" 😂Gabbar Singh 😂
😉😋

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Don't destroy your past, it will haunt you.
And so do your ex-girlfriend. 😂

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She ignored him,and said, actually I don't like you.
She never answered his calls,replied his texts at last.
She remained online for hours, and at 1:00 am her reply to him was a "Good Night", this reply was for your text which you had sent at 9:00 pm.
He still continued to love her,but finally, he broked into tears.
After 5 years.
One day she texted "Sorry"I had hurted you"he said its ok,you are still the same,"I" know, you still love me,she said,but there is a change,you have become smart and rich,thanks,he said.
You are also the same,always practical and mean but there is a change in you also,you talked to me.
Hey,i realised my mistake,so what do you think,i have realised it years ago,'Sorry' i have a wife who is atleast one thousand times hotter than you coz i am rich,who said?,i am the same,i have changed for the people who do not understands emotions,and you know that proverb,if she is with you when you have nothing,then she deserves to be to be with you when you have everything,but i don't disrespect anyone,actually "Get lost",he laughed and cuts the phone.
Trolling level.
Story Quotes.

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No matter how good the photo of boys be,

They'll always get trolled...

No matter how bad the photo of girls be,

They'll always get praised...

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Me in beard
Sis : Shave kar le. Bhalu lag raha hai 🐻
Gf : Smart lag raha beard me 😎


Me after shaving beard
Sis : Hero lag raha hai 😙
Gf : Bachcha lag raha hai 👶


Me totally confused 😕😖

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She : Don't call me madam! Call me Pooja.

Me : Ok, Dhinchak.!!

*BLOCKED*

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"It is difficult to write decent if
you are being trolled for no reason."

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ज़हानत और जगहसाई

ये सच है कि अपनी बहुत जगहसाई हुई
पर मेहरबान ज़मान ए ज़लाल की
हमें ज़हानत की शनासाई हुई

रोक न पाया ये ज़माना जो फसाना स्याहीबंद था
खालिस हो या मिलावटी, कहीं ज़माने को भी
कलाम हमारा पसंद था

फिर क्या था,
लिखते रहे हम कुछ बातें रूहानी
खुशखत अलफाज़ न सही पर
दिलचस्प थी हमारी कहानी

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