What is common between Indian mathematics lingo and the country Slovakia?

Solve Kiya?

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Once a wildlife photographer was going to SHOOT a stag, for his Instagram team.
But suddenly a PUNdit came and started beating him.

Cuz he saw In-Stag-Ram.

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Saurabh ko YourQuote Pun-dit ke khitab se nawaza jana chahiye.

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आज सुबह से सारे Punडित
Punचायत कर रहे हैं
कि Sir Punch किसे बनाया जाय

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पंडिताईंन प्रिये,,,,,
सन्यासी भी अगर बन जायेगा
तो भी ध्यान तुम्हारा ही लगायेगे,,

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When u r Not in Mood,
SOFAr So Good.





#PUNctured..
🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌

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The pundit whispered in my ears 19years back while taking marriage vows,,,""Never leave a person who touches your soul more then your body"".It was just a line,,till I understood the meaning after good number of years of marriage"".

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ಒಡನೆಯೇ ಓಡದಲ್ಲಿರುವ ಒಡೆಯನ ಒಡನಾಟದ ಒಡನೆಯೇ ಒಡಲಾಳದ ಒಡಪು ಒಡೆದು
ಓಡು

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What do you call one who makes good puns?

- 'Pun'dit

& Who makes bad puns?

- The 'Pun'isher

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We strive so hard to punch lines
And pay little attention to where the rest of the words rest
Leaving the listener's heart littered.

Dear Poet, you're not merely an entertainer
Let your words matter beyond the punchlines.

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