Pollutician

Politician who pollutes politics

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Before getting orange, I was green.
I am a fruit, not a politician.

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If I were a politician

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खादी पहने, गाँधी टोपी डाले, हाथ जोड़ चल रहे है,
सहानुभूति का दंश लिए आज फिर किसी को डस रहे है।
कुछ देर पहले देख गरीबों को भूके पेट, इनकी ऑंख में आंसू आ गए,
नहीं पता अब के से देड कचोरी एक समोसा खा गए।
किसी ने पुछा साथ में है महिला कोन, बताये,
मंत्री जी की है प्रेमिका वो, पर सिस्टर बता गए।
पावर आने पर सारे वादे भूल गए,
था पैसा जो जनता का, बिन डकार के खा गए।

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Politicians and lawyers are same because both cant earn if they dont tell a lie

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AN OPEN CHALLENGE TO ALL THE POLITICIANS
ITS GOOD "YOU CAN WIN FROM EVERYONE IN ELECTION"
CAN YOU WIN FROM
"YOURSELF"??
CAN YOU WIN FROM YOUR
"GREEDY"??

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Peace sounds like a joke
When I hear politicians speak of it.

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God made the planet
Man made the world
Politicians busy breaking it apart.

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i would have been famous so i hate fame so not interested

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Some Politicians are even more faithful than dogs, but the problem is that they are faithful towards their PARTY'S PRESIDENT, not towards their NATION.

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