I'm multitasking....

I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

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Believe me or not Multitasking is a part of distraction, it surely decreases the quality of work.

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Normal people - Multitasking.

Feminist - Multitasqueen.

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"Sorry, I know I hurt you last night.
But, TRUST ME there's only
one person I have feelings for
and that's You".


(She hits enter with same message on
the chat windows of two different guys)

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कुछ काम ज़ुबां से न करके
आँखों को काम पर लगाती हूँ!

//एक मूक वार्तालाप अनुशीर्षक में..//

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भोर होती है ध्यान,योग से
तो दोपहर होती कर्तव्य से
संध्या होती साहित्य से तो
रात्रि होती, मधुर संगीत से

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"Multi-tasking was not her cup of tea" she thought.

Finally she was proved wrong when she became

"Mother"

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Someone: What is multitasking?
Me: Watching anime and reading subtiles at the same time

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Someone asked, can you multitask?
Yes!! I am actually losing my mind,
but at the same time I am chilling out.

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Magister Factotum !!

Call me not Jack!
Jill is what I lack..
I know no trade.
But will do any...
For a loaf of bread.
I am John Doital.

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