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"Dear maths,
Please grow up and solve your own problems yourself...
I'm really tired of solving them for u...

And one more thing... I can't find ur "X"... As u didn't took good care of her... she has found a new bf...
So chill dude..."

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Jaise ki ek gandii machli pure talab ko kharab kar deti hai....
Waise hi mathematics humare percentage ko.

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(ب_ب) Maths (ب_ب)

Oh, maths!
Why are you always eager to kick my backs
I can't understand you're tracks
yet you constantly staying in my backpack's

You always ask me to solve your problems
When things come to me you do backstab
you're the poisonous crab
You've gifted me endless sobs as my job

You stole my precious time
In my life, you entered as the biggest crime
I don't wanna you as my prime
Whatever you do you're not gonna claim
Still, my heart remembers your dramatic veins

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Lesson learned after an exhausting maths class:-
Never make a kid understand two ways to solve one problem
Either that kiddo will forget the first one or both😂

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Don't come on my way otherwise we will both kill each other 😣👩‍🏫😃

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India's GDP growth rate
Nowadays seems
Lower than my percentage in maths!

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Be like Mode |×| in Mathematics
(-) ive in, (+) ive out
(+) ive in, (+) ive out

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Spreading the sight
And seeing the light,
Blue sky at a great height
Admiring a bird's flight..

Flying so smoothly
Bounded to earth loosely,
That one could dream of absolutely
Only happiness surrounds profusely..

Free from Newton, Taylors and Jacobi
Doesn't even have to study till night poorly,
Integration,differentiation & bisection never affects her brutally
And then come us,,,
Who have to but knows nothing & sit mutely....

Trying since long and gave efforts a lot,
But forgot everything what was taught,,

How it all be if Simpson and Euler were present now and that too so hot😜
Wouldn't have cursed them but enjoyed their thoughts...

But now it feels like...
If we could ever spot their children
Might have shot them with their own theorem...

Much better is that bird
Who don't have to suffer this boring mathematical world,,
Their life seems so furled
Unlike ours, totally curled.....

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Humne bhi keh diya jao tumhare Problem na humse solve ho payenge..
E maths Idhar Hum hi khud Ulze Hue hai Tumhe kitna sulzayenge...

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