God: what do you want?

Others: a soulmate

Me: a soul, mate.

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Me: when one door closes, another will open. Don't worry.

Bro: worry? I'd rather run for my life. That freakin' house is haunted!

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Ullu bnate bnate wo gye humse bore
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If someone tells you something and say's
"Don't tell anyone"
then give them reply...
"Like you told me?"

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Strip 16 #TheAdultManual

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Dreams are like ghosts...
Always haunting 😱

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If fighting over WhatsApp messaging could be considered as the terrible war then, she has already started World War Three against him and, has conquered in the battle by her deadliest weapon which we call The Emoji.

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Someone- दिल क्यों कुत्तों जैसे आजकल भटकने लगा है?
Me- क्योंकि अब ये टूटता नहीं... चूतिया कटने लगा है।।

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लोगो को जाने कैसे दवा का असर देता है,
प्यार वाला चुतियापा मुझे तो सिर्फ सरदर्द देता है...😂😂

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Sunday ka din tha ☺☺☺


Meh kar thi press
Aapki yaad meh jal gyi dress
❤

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