If you don't know the difference between flavour and dotted condoms that's mean u are not living in delhi

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जो लोग बहुत शर्माते है
वो दूसरे की सुहागरात मे मात्र condom के गुब्बारे फुलाते है

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Are T-Rex extinct because of Durex?

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While the first is a personal choice of character depiction.
The second is a character assassination of another soul through deliberation.

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Now a days Faking orgasms and rumors are in trend.

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वो पूछ बैठी थी क्या लाये हो मेरी खातिर,
तो झट से सारी मोहब्बत निकाल ली मैंने!!

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("SEX EDUCATION")

Oh! mine prince and princess,
come fast here and sit there,
lets discuss a very exciting topic,
That is you guess? 'pre marital sex',

sex is amazing, we have sex,
It's the reason for your existence.
As you wish, Make gf, make bf.
Regarding it, there are no any tex.

We scold you baby! for your shake,
We don't intend to create any vex.
Ofcourse! We have it, you too have.
but listen! don't forget to use durex.

Durex protects your physical health,
Physical health gives you a mental will,
Mental will gives you a future bright,
That will give you baby a lot sexy night.

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Durex jeans hypothetical advert:
Son: Dad how was I born?
Dad: That night I neither had a durex condom on, nor a durex jeans; that's the reason why you finally have my 'genes'.

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Sharing bubble gum is the best way to make new friends & .....

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Satisfy her by mutual orgasms, not by your sarcasm.

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