If I were a girl, I'd date a guy call Deepak. And when I'd be feeling low and my life would be full of darkness, I'd tell Deepak that I'm cheating on him, so that Deepak jal jaaye and my life would be lit again.
Me to laundry service: I want my clothes to be pressed in an hour. Laundry service: That's too soon. Why? Do you have a party to attend? Or are you getting married? Me: No. But I just want my clothes pressed in an hour. Laundry Service: But why? Me: Because it's a pressing issue.
The laundry service refused pressing clothes for me, forever.
Friend: Hey bro I don't know your surname. You belong to the Aggarwal Family right? Me: No bro, you're mistaken. I belong to the Pruthi family. Friend: Sorry bro, mujhe iss baare mein galat family ho gayi thi.