Sahil Pruthi   (Sahil Pruthi)
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Your engineer next door who likes to write.
Joined 24 September 2016


Your engineer next door who likes to write.
Joined 24 September 2016
Sahil Pruthi 13 HOURS AGO

My friend Saavi is a computer engineer. My friend Saavi is a tech Saavi.

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Sahil Pruthi 16 HOURS AGO

If I were a girl, I'd date a guy call Deepak. And when I'd be feeling low and my life would be full of darkness, I'd tell Deepak that I'm cheating on him, so that Deepak jal jaaye and my life would be lit again.

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Sahil Pruthi 20 MAR AT 17:53

When somebody tells you that you're a beautiful person on the first date, they actually mean you're beautiful, and you're a person.

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Sahil Pruthi 12 MAR AT 20:37

Crush: I have fever at 100.
Me: I hope it decreases by 1.7 and you become exactly how I like you. Hot as 98.3, Mirchi.

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Sahil Pruthi 12 MAR AT 20:33

Crush: I have fever at 102.
Me: No, you need 2 more to really call it Fever.

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Sahil Pruthi 12 MAR AT 20:16

Me: Hey, I'm Sahil.
Crush: But I'm looking for something meaningful.
Me: Uhm. Hey, I'm dictionary.

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Sahil Pruthi 3 MAR AT 15:24

If you learn and use Microsoft Excel, you will excel at it.

But if you wear clean clothes and use Microsoft Excel, you will Surf Excel at it.

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Sahil Pruthi 22 FEB AT 22:02

Me to laundry service: I want my clothes to be pressed in an hour.
Laundry service: That's too soon. Why? Do you have a party to attend? Or are you getting married?
Me: No. But I just want my clothes pressed in an hour.
Laundry Service: But why?
Me: Because it's a pressing issue.

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Sahil Pruthi 22 FEB AT 11:12

Friend: Hey bro I don't know your surname. You belong to the Aggarwal Family right?
Me: No bro, you're mistaken. I belong to the Pruthi family.
Friend: Sorry bro, mujhe iss baare mein galat family ho gayi thi.

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Sahil Pruthi 18 FEB AT 1:42

*In the middle of making out on a normal day*

She: I think you have an erection, right?
He: Yes babe, I do.

*In the middle of making out post gully boy*
She: I think you have an erection, right?
He: Boht hard Boht hard.

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