Sahil Pruthi   (Sahil Pruthi)
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Your engineer next door who likes to write.
Joined 24 September 2016


Your engineer next door who likes to write.
Joined 24 September 2016
Sahil Pruthi 14 HOURS AGO

*On a date*

Girl: Nachos?
Me: No, I'm not much of a dance person.

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Sahil Pruthi 17 MAY AT 19:59

I'm so single that only my laughs are hard these days.

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Sahil Pruthi 8 MAY AT 21:30

Q: Why do horses never hookup and always get into serious relationships?

A: Because they're always looking for something 'stable'

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Sahil Pruthi 6 MAY AT 18:53

If you're cheating on your girlfriend, cheat on her with a girl called Roshni. So that agar tumhaari girlfriend jale, atleast uski zindagi mein Roshni toh aaye ❤️

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Sahil Pruthi 6 MAY AT 18:35

Two things which are always constant in life:

1. Maa kaa pyaar.
2. TCS salary of 3.2 lpa.

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Sahil Pruthi 4 MAY AT 21:25

Why did APJ Abdul Kalam sleep on a pillow every night?
Because it was his Takiya Kalam.

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Sahil Pruthi 3 MAY AT 13:40

When a startup offers you lots of learning in the job interview, understand that it doesn't have money to offer.

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Sahil Pruthi 26 APR AT 9:19

*How to be savage 101 featuring my mom*

Me: Maa you pooped and didn't flush. Why?
Maa: Because Hritik Rohan isn't the only person jisne Poo ko dobaara mudkar nahi dekha.

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Sahil Pruthi 14 APR AT 17:01

"AND WE SAID YESSS!" ❤️
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To the pani poori waala who offered us an extra paani poori at the same price.

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Sahil Pruthi 28 MAR AT 22:50

Girlfriend: Remember the night we had unprotected sex? I think I'm pregnant now.
Boyfriend: What the fuck? Humaara toh sex Karne kaa missionary bachcha paida karna tha hi nahi :/

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