Sahil Pruthi   (Sahil Pruthi)
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Your engineer next door who likes to write.
Joined 24 September 2016


Your engineer next door who likes to write.
Joined 24 September 2016
Sahil Pruthi 15 AUG AT 19:06

Women are beautiful people, till the time they ask you to switch sides while clicking a photograph because unka left yaa right profile better aata hai.

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Sahil Pruthi 15 AUG AT 16:58

Me to my parents: Happy independence day.
Parents: Happy independence day to you too, beta.
Me: Toh main aaj fir night out ke liye jaaun?

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Sahil Pruthi 29 JUL AT 0:08

After you're dead, the only three things that'll stay after you're gone are your work, your art and how you made people feel when you were with them.

Make sure they're worth it.

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Sahil Pruthi 15 JUL AT 0:11

Me: Fuck you New Zealand, you beat India in the World Cup, so you had to lose the finals.

Me 5 minutes later: Oh wait...

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Sahil Pruthi 24 JUN AT 15:45

I just called Naukri.com customer service. The music that they play on their call waiting is "Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you"

Makes so much sense for unemployed people.

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Sahil Pruthi 21 JUN AT 19:30

Which is that one phone brand that is not sure if it makes phones or not?

M I phone(?)

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Sahil Pruthi 26 MAY AT 19:17

Crush: Nachos?
Me: No, I'm not much of a dance person.
Crush: Oh is it. Toh salsa is a good start.

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Sahil Pruthi 17 MAY AT 19:59

I'm so single that only my laughs are hard these days.

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Sahil Pruthi 8 MAY AT 21:30

Q: Why do horses never hookup and always get into serious relationships?

A: Because they're always looking for something 'stable'

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Sahil Pruthi 6 MAY AT 18:53

If you're cheating on your girlfriend, cheat on her with a girl called Roshni. So that agar tumhaari girlfriend jale, atleast uski zindagi mein Roshni toh aaye ❤️

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