नयी नयी दुल्हन सी बन के आती है ,
कि जैसे धुप भी पत्तों से छन के आती है ,

किसी परी से कम नहीं लगती मेरी बच्ची ,
जब अखाड़े से मिट्टी में सन के आती है ।

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My phone to me when it is plugged to the charger without the switch on

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When I finally complete my 1000 quotes on yq.

Me to myself:

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New user of YQ to inner self after posting a copied quote: 🤣🤣👇👇

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Me: *inserts card*
ATM: type your pin
Me: oh, yeah, I forgot that
ATM: bro, I'll send an OTP
Me: yeah, I didn't bring my phone
ATM:

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Friend:- bhai ,kya hua ?
Me:- mai apni wali ko 12 bje birthday wish Krna bhool gya
Friend :- bhai ab kya hoga ?
Me :-

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Not getting remote even after clambering from siblings for remote...

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Aam public VS Nepotism k baap
Aab to hoga hi 😎

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