If you want be a successful person, consult a most failure person.

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If you wish a good advice, consult an old man.

#Romanian Proverb

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Consultant friend: Bro I'm not able to quit my job and start my business. I'm not sure if it will work or not.
Me: Bro you consult companies on what they should do next in their businesses. Being sure if a business will work or not is the only skill you have!

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Interns in front of consultant...

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Travelling either gives you Stories Or it Gives you TIME to think about Your Stories.

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Failed to become a Mechanical engineer.

Consults brand with his insides instead.

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Do not marry into a family where they want a working daughter-in-law,that isn't a family,
Just a consulting firm that will bestow you with a label of "daughter-in-law"
in return of your paycheck additional to your,birthcanal,cooking skills,nanny skills,parents property, apart from other zillion things.

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आज कल

सब सलाहकार

कैसे

खुदा होगये ?

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The boss looks on me as a sort of consultant; he told me when he wants my advice, he'll ask for it.

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