Lights went off during the wedding, embarrassing the bride's family all the way.

Honour of being the groom made his engineering degree feel inferior.

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बिनायक बन बन के,
लड़की वालों का पुट पाया ।।

जद आज जो घुड़सवारी का,
नया शौक मुझको आया ।।

नचदे हैं घरवाले और,
नचदे हैं मेरे यार ।।

बारात ले आया मैं,
अब तू भी दे जा दीदार ।।

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Marriage! Your billions will get reduced to millions soon!

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Growing years - Talk in limits, smile in limits, live in limits!

Arranged marriage - Voila! we got a sex partner for you!!!

Day after marriage - "दूधों नहाओ और पूतों फलो"

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"We dont believe in dowry" the groom's parents boasted with glitter in their eyes.
"Just make sure you don't spare anything in arranging the best possible ceremony for our beloved son's wedding",they continued as irony died a little along with their statement

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Mordern problem: People will you judge for demanding dahez (dowry)..
Mordern Solution: Ladke wale- "We want gift so that we can show that to society... Something big something standard" (read the hidden lines here - Car or property)...

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