QUOTES ON #COMPUTER

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16 DEC 2017 AT 18:00

We have to REJUVENATE Ourselves Taking a Break from day to day activity which is like REBOOTING a Computer for an Outstanding PREFORMANCE.

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20 JUL 2020 AT 0:30

ऐसा लग रहा बिना "स्टडी" के हो जायेगा मेरा "पतन"
क्योकि पढ़ने में नहीं लग रहा "मन" I

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2 DEC 2017 AT 20:19

import new_lover
class no_bars
{
void_public_opinion ( String love[])
{
hint wink; hint whistle; float ex;
if(ex==wink)
{
System.out.println("Thappar khaye ho kabhi?");
}
else
if(ex==whistle)
{
System.out.println("Kaan k niche bajau kya?");
}
else
System.out.println("Tujhse better mil gaya. Tu bas Tinder kiya kar");
}
}

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6 JUL 2020 AT 0:26

Vo sabse alag hai😘
Ek VVIP 💓 No. ki tarah...
Laakho me ek ...👸
Lekin Sim Card uska 2G 📞 hai ....
Isliye use farak hi nhi padta📴 ki
koi kitni siddat se uske liye 4G signals📶 bhej raha hai..❣️

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15 FEB 2018 AT 23:11

Sometimes life sucks
happiness out of you in
bytes through an USB cable.

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7 MAR 2018 AT 19:57

I talk in algorithms, long long algorithms.
When you wont have time
to listen them all, just kiss me with a
'print f' and I would understand.

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5 JUL 2019 AT 23:03

Me - Ma, this is only windows 10.

Mom - Open na. Let breeze come in.

Me - This is operating system, ma. If you open, only
icons will come.

Mom - What icons? Youth icons ah?

Me - No ma, computer icon.

Mom - (mind voice) Suffer. How much you have troubled me, sim-simply *evil laugh*

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2 DEC 2017 AT 23:50

ERROR ask with the audience..
Do you Love or Afraid of me ?
Majority says -Afraid of.
Then,
ERROR says..
Don't be afraid of me,only LOVE me.

E -Enjoy your experience &
R -Research work.
R - Rest and Relax,because
O -Only I "Error" can give you the
R - Right direction to improve ...

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5 MAY 2018 AT 23:01

What happens when you watch a video of a moving train, on a computer?

It is said to be in e-motional state.

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17 FEB 2018 AT 16:09

In a world of decimals.
You are the perfect match for my binary.

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