STAGES OF MAA WHILE WAKING ME UP :
1: Beta, mera bacha uth jaa!
2: Beta, chalo jaldi utho late ho jaoge!
3: Beta, (thora kadak tarike se), ab utthh jaa !
4: Oye NALAYAK, aaj tu kahi nahi jaega ! Aaj tu sirf soega ! Copy kitab ko aaj ke baad hath mat lgana ! Aaj se soega bas ! Or so ! Kha , pii, so fir se kha pii so! Pata nai konse rakshash yoni me paida hua hai ! Ab zindagi bhar tujhe sona hi hai ! Aaj tu palang se utha to dekhio !
After 5 minutes,
Rajnikanth jaisa chaar thappar marne ke baad, chaddar khich ke salman khan ke style me fekhne ke baad, palang se niche girane ke baad, boli, "Beta late ho jaega, ab uth jao !"
Me : Are maa ab kaise uthana hai ? Uthwa hi do ! Aag lga do ! Kaha uth ke jau mai? Kaha ?
AAJ SUNDAY HAI SUNDAY !
*MAA kone me sorry Bol ke has rahi thi*
Or
*MAI GUSSE OR DUKH ME RO RAHA THA*
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Kuch baaton ke jawab main muskurahat hi di jasakti hai ...... Ab har kisi Ko thappar toh mara nahi jasakta
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Thappad
Thappad tiyo mtrai hoina jun gala maa aayera lgxa
Thappad tiyo har ek chiz ho jun hajurko
Atmasamman maa aayera lagxa
Thappad tiyo har ek manxe ho josita hajurlai comfortable feel hudeina
Thappad tiyo har ek thau ho jun thau ma hajur ko respect xoina
Thappad tiyo har ek soch ho jalle hajur lai demotivate grxa
Thappad sirf tiyo mtrai hoina jun hath uthayera hannina xa
Thappad ti sabai kura heru hun jasle hajurko atmasamma ma hamla grne xa
Thappad ti sabai kura hun jun kura le hajurko mon dukhau xa-