Before reading script at my friend's wedding.
I got on the mic and said :
Test.Test.Test...Ticles

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What clutch is to vehicle,
is same as my TOUCH to your testicle...

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"This is a COCK.." the elderly man said to the two young boys.. "And this is a hen. You probably thought they were both called chicken, am I right?" He asked the two surprised boys... "Why are you not wearing any pants?" the boy asked "Oh it's because I wanted to show you my dick"

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Yes, I'm a Chubby mermaid

There is no need to call me a cow- elephant anymore otherwise I will smack your balls by my boots.Have you ever noticed the parabola of my smirk?If skinny is sexy than double skinny should be sexier.Sight at the way I smile,and you will fall in love at first sight.Gaze at my cheeks when they turn red like an apple,it looks so hottie.Yes,today I say being fat is sexier.You people are suffering from inferiority complex so kindly, consult a good psychiatrist.

"Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder"
"A good person sees goodness in badness also.On the contrary,a bad person always sees badness in goodness also"

#aaj hath mein kalam hai🥀

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my testicles went LHS≠RHS.

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