He promised her happiness
with a CIRCLE on her finger,
but LINES became so much CURVED
because of a TRIANGLE in their love
that finally she gave up and drew a
STRAIGHT LINE on her wrist with
a knife

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When your crush comments "hey!!! nicely written words, do check my profile and follow if you like" 😉😜

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Landlord on 10th of month and rent is not paid yet..

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She loves me, she's
alive, She loves
me not, her ashes
kept alive...

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I woke up to see her curves
so perfect that I grabbed
and pulled her back to bed
immediately

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Your cunt is the only commode, where my Rango loves to vommit..

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He took a stand, she took a bow..
Milk was sucked till the last drop.. holy cow!!!!

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Pull my jeans down,
and I'll give you a good reason to kneel down...

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He rode on me like a horse,
He spanked me with his hands coarse,

Whilst I relished all his bamboo stick pumps,
"Yeah give me more!!!" I moaned on all his jumps....

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He made a toss

Heads, I suck it in the mouth
Tails, I lie down turning around...

While the coin was still in the air, his gun was already in my hostler and his hands pinching my raisins, squeezing juices out of my ripe tomatoes...

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