He promised her happiness
with a CIRCLE on her finger,
but LINES became so much CURVED
because of a TRIANGLE in their love
that finally she gave up and drew a
STRAIGHT LINE on her wrist with
a knife

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When your crush comments "hey!!! nicely written words, do check my profile and follow if you like" 😉😜

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Landlord on 10th of month and rent is not paid yet..

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She loves me, she's
alive, She loves
me not, her ashes
kept alive...

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I woke up to see her curves
so perfect that I grabbed
and pulled her back to bed
immediately

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Your cunt is the only commode, where my Rango loves to vommit..

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He took a stand, she took a bow..
Milk was sucked till the last drop.. holy cow!!!!

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Pull my jeans down,
and I'll give you a good reason to kneel down...

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Last time I was at my uncle's house, I couldn't help but notice 'W' inside my newly wed aunt's blouse while she bent to serve me tea.. We ended up warming each other whilst uncle was busy expanding business...

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Sorry baby doll, I can shower you all my love in the whole world, but this is something which conciense won't allow me to resist or share.. How about I make it up at night using chocolate flavor on my eclair and you can suck it all up...

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