Mom's friend at home party:
Friends: Keure Ab to Teri beti ki umar ho gayi shaadi ki, toh dhudna shuru kar de koi bara ghar, bohot sari gaari, cash-ashoaram or handsome koi munda.
Me (then): Oye Untilog!!!! Soch badlo yaar, jamana bohut age nikal gaya par piche aap logoko chhor diya. Aajkal, Ek ladki ko sirf ek well educated, mannered or talented larka chahiye jiska thobra chahe jesa bhi ho, jo usko respect aur pyar dono kare, Jo uss ladki ko samjhe aur har kadam pe saath de. Uss ladki ko asa parivar chahiye jo bohu ko beti ke najariya se dekhe aur dher sara pyar de.
Ghar bade hone se Dil bada nahi hota. Chehere se koi farak nahi parta, acchaiya hona chahiye munde me. Aur phir ye Jo dhan, daulat, gari, chehera sab hi...
Ramji souno bhalo kare!!!!
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