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ওয়ান টু পা হাঁটতে গিয়েই পথের ভয়ে ভীত,
কোয়ান্টামে বলার আগেই আমরা 'জীবন্মৃত'!

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যন্ত্রণাদের আজও খুঁজি তাই দিগন্তের ওই পারে,
জীবন-মৃত্যু সীমানা ছাড়ায় বিড়াল- শ্রডিঙ্গারে!

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~Schrodinger's rape equation

In nirbhaya mechanics, the Schrödinger rape equation is a mathematically altered equation that describes the rate of rapes over time is the function of the societal system in which inhumane effects, such as facial duality, are significant. The equation is a societal formulation, which states that
"The length of the dress is inversely proportional to the rate of happening rapes."

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Find the probability that the speed of the point on the median that intersects the Schrodinger's equation and the Heisenberg inequality is equal to the speed of the wind outside your balcony.

This is one percent of calculation that I do before texting my crush keeping in mind her probability of not freaking out, when I text her a 'Hi' under very very normal circumstances.

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Whether you are dead or alive
I fucking don't care
Because I don't have any interest in
SCHRÖDINGER'S CAT !!!

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Schrodinger's cat, being an immortal and roaming around the streets of Austria.

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When a guy is left home alone, his parents think he's alone, Schrödinger?

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Schrodinger equations can't
calculate a Gemini duality!!!

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It's not only the Past that influences the Future but Future also influences the Past....

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