Psychiatrist are in need of counseling from someone now a days 😉
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Lady: Doctor, my son is so obsessed with dogs, he thinks that he is a retriever.
Psychiatrist: for how long does he feel like that?
Lady: Since we left germany six months ago.
Psychiatrist: So, you are German?
Lady: ...Shepherd-
Behind the scenes,
There's a dentist with bad tooth
And psychiatrist with anxiety disorder.-
The days of mine have
Become so bad
That I'm thought to be
A pathetic mad.
Pestering me to seek
A psychiatrist.
A transient peace,
May be will descend.
But,
Can the psychiatrist
Undo my past?!
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Wife: Doctor, My husband is an astronomer. He is obsessed with space so much, he thinks that alpha centauri is his girlfriend.
Psychiatrist: Keep his telescope away from him for two weeks.
Wife: Oh, please! How would he see me then?
I'm the moon, you stupid.-
Sadness comes
To every human being
Like a psychiatrist
To mellow the mind.-
He- "आज भी उसकी बातें याद आती हैं
आज भी उसका चेहरा दिखाई देता है!"
Others- "Bhai! Break up hurts"
Doctor- "you are suffering from auditory and visual hallucinations!"-
क्या कामयाबी क्या सफलता
हमें बस चलते जाना है
बस इस राह में छोटी छोटी बातों पर
खुशी मनाना ही खज़ाना है-
Don't ask a writer about his name or profession,
He/She lives in 2 different worlds.
They all have an alter-ego.
Remember,
If 1 reality can save you,
Probabilities are that another one can destroy you!-