QUOTES ON #PSYCHIATRIST

#psychiatrist quotes

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10 NOV 2020 AT 8:45

Psychiatrist are in need of counseling from someone now a days 😉

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8 JUL 2017 AT 21:22

Lady: Doctor, my son is so obsessed with dogs, he thinks that he is a retriever.
Psychiatrist: for how long does he feel like that?
Lady: Since we left germany six months ago.
Psychiatrist: So, you are German?
Lady: ...Shepherd

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28 NOV 2020 AT 15:55

Behind the scenes,
There's a dentist with bad tooth
And psychiatrist with anxiety disorder.

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19 AUG 2018 AT 13:51

The days of mine have
Become so bad
That I'm thought to be
A pathetic mad.
Pestering me to seek
A psychiatrist.
A transient peace,
May be will descend.
But,
Can the psychiatrist
Undo my past?!

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9 JUL 2017 AT 12:54

Wife: Doctor, My husband is an astronomer. He is obsessed with space so much, he thinks that alpha centauri is his girlfriend.
Psychiatrist: Keep his telescope away from him for two weeks.
Wife: Oh, please! How would he see me then?
I'm the moon, you stupid.

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4 OCT 2019 AT 20:19

Sadness comes
To every human being
Like a psychiatrist
To mellow the mind.

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5 OCT 2020 AT 17:09

He- "आज भी उसकी बातें याद आती हैं
आज भी उसका चेहरा दिखाई देता है!"

Others- "Bhai! Break up hurts"

Doctor- "you are suffering from auditory and visual hallucinations!"

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24 DEC 2020 AT 22:23

क्या कामयाबी क्या सफलता
हमें बस चलते जाना है
बस इस राह में छोटी छोटी बातों पर
खुशी मनाना ही खज़ाना है

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30 MAY 2018 AT 8:50


There's someone for everyone. And the person for me is a Psychiatrist...😜🙄

#morningvibes

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29 NOV 2020 AT 17:24

Don't ask a writer about his name or profession,
He/She lives in 2 different worlds.
They all have an alter-ego.
Remember,
If 1 reality can save you,
Probabilities are that another one can destroy you!

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