She : I like spicy food.
He (trying to impress) : can you pass that pepper spray from your handbag for my soup ?-
Walking home one night from work
I think I saw something on the street lurk.
For a minute I stopped and stared
I was extremely scared.
Not a single soul was on the street
Walking towards me I saw a freak.
I slowly reached for my pepper spray
And thought to myself that, today is that day
When I prove to the world how brave I am
I am Wonder Woman, I am Shazam.
As it came closer I could hear my heat beat
I started sweating, I could feel the heat.
Someone called out my name, I stopped and turned
It was my mom, took me a minute to confirm.
I held her tight I was scared
It was not a dream, it was a nightmare
I know Nostradamus, is not my middle name
But 1 in 5 women in this world are going through this pain.
We need to stop normalizing this act of violence
We need to stop taking forward this legacy of fear and intolerance.-
Dear girls
Just like you carry emergency sanitary napkins
In your hand bags
Please make sure you have pepper spray like your life is depended on it
Not one but a dozen even possible
And if you wear jeans buy one which is pocket compatible
Moms and dads please send your girl child to martial arts classes
Its much important than dance class
Let them defend themselves as much as possible
Recent happenings have only proved
That whatever the crime may be
Even if its a preventable one
With just one person coming forward
And beating the shit out
But its not cinema it never happens
Its in your own hands to save yourself
-
Frightened to wakeup
And irritated to go out!!
The air around frightens me...
The fingers sticking out at me,
Raising their eyebrows at my laughing,
shouting and late night walking!!
Their blazing eyes burns me out!!
Pepper sprays and safety pins,
sadly my companions today!!
Why don't they treat me like a man?
Why can't we laugh?
Why can't we speak?
Why can't we roam late at night?
The air around suffocates me!!
Swish your wand,O fairy!!
Make this world girly and gay!!
I want a sky with our shadows acting around!!!-
I finally had the chance to have sex with my crush.
But now my eyes hurt like hell.
I didn't expect the surprise
in her purse.
-
I've done so much for her
Gifted her chocolate and wine
I've also shaved and dressed for her
And tell me this is not a sign
Of my love and friendship
The world will know that she is mine.
So I don't know why she was so angry
When I asked her baby, do you want to have a sexy times?-
Pepper spray on your eyes
Not for fresh up
But to run for my life
Bring up your kid with brave
Else buy them a spray-
Breaking the dark silence, he took that out and looked at her. She couldn't move.
Her hands shivered a little as she took that surprise gift from him.She opened it up and there were tears in her eyes. He knelt on one knee and asked, will you be with me all my life?
Finding the pepper spray he gifted, an apt place on her backpack, she said yes without a doubt.Getting her back home, he subscribed to the monthly subscription to pepperspray.com-