#Marriage Tales

Day 1- (she busy in office calls at 1pm)

He: Where is the food???

Day 2 - (she made lunch by 1pm)

He at 3pm - I feel full today

-

#Marriage Tales

She at 10pm: Time to sleep
He at 10pm: Time for snacks, I follow UK timezone.

-

तेरे नाम से अब दुनिया सताने लगी है।
तेरी ही चाहत मन को भाने लगी है।
रूप रंग तो देखा नही है कभी,
न जाने फिर भी क्यों तेरे न होने से
कुछ कमियाँ खलने लगी है।

-

#Marriage Tales

She at 8.30pm - Please have dinner

He - I will eat by 11

She - Wash your utensils if you eat after I clean kitchen

He next day- Let's have early dinner. I need to hit bed at 9.

-

I'm his harder tunes,
And he's my tougher vocabulary!
We will keep reading each other,
Until the eternity!

-

#Marriage Tales

She: I am planning to make kadhi rice
He: I will wait for it
She: Tada...its ready
He: where are the pakodas?

-

#Marriage Tales

In different rooms.His phone rings.

She: I miss us
He: We are in the same house
She: But not at the same time. I am reliving the past to find us
He: Great! tell me once you reach the present. I can't wait to see you

-

Marry me was she asked, he was too unkind to not say 'NO'!
After few years,
Let's save our Marriage was he asked, she was too unkind to say 'NO'!

-Anshu-

-

When a married woman has her husband by her side, she literally has the whole world.
When she has everything but not her husband, even everything equals to nothing!

-

😄शादी की बात 🤣

है इकलौता लाडला, राजा बेटा माँ का ।
सर्विस वाली देखकर, लगा भिड़ाने टाका ।।

पर इस लाडले के माता-पिता को है, घरेलू बहू पसंद।
इस बात का उठा फायदा, रिश्ते लेकर घूमते पैसेवाले मूसलचंद।।

बहनें भी है बहुत खूब, जब आते ऐसे रिश्ते घर पर ।
80 फीसदी को करती रिजेक्ट, नाक-मुँह टेढ़े है ये कहकर ।।

सबको भलीभाँति ज्ञात है, आएगी वही, जो भायेगी इसके जिगर ।
कौन होगी वो खुशनसीब ,कब लाएगा दूल्हन, उनका बेटा-भाई इस घर ।।

-