Inorganic teacher in first class : "kon bolta hai, inorganic raata wala subject hai ,Ma yahi wahem khatam krne aya ho, ye sirf samjne wala subject hai"
Sir , After 1 week : "Beta dekho ya sab kuch aap ko yaad he krna padhe ga, mein sirf apko yaad krna me help karva sakta hun".-
I did 6 hours of nonstop inorganic chemistry.
Now I'll have a sound sleep tonight-
"Inorganic Chemistry Exception होती हैं । "
- लेकिन हर exception के पीछे कोई ना कोई Reason जरूर होती हैं ।-
Galtiyan ho ya inorganic ki reactions......
Pata nhi kaise,bas ho jaati Hain🤷🙄-
Normal students.
Remembering F block elements.
La Ce Pr Nd Pm
SM Eu Gd Tb Dy
Ho Re Tm Un Lu
While me falling slowly in depression,
remembering them through pneumonics.
Cene Par Nadiyan Prem ki Snayu,
Eun Gadbad Tab Dil Hoye,
arre Tum toh Yuhi Lajwaab ho.-
Sometimes life behave as dinitrogen, colourless, odourless and tasteless
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Lover : " U & I , we make the best pair. "
Chemist : " U & I make Uranium(III) iodide , Uranium(IV) iodide and the hypothetical Uranium pentaiodide. "-
Whenever,
I try to understand;
About me,
what is your conception.
You are like inorganic chemistry;
There is always an exception.
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Nothing is absolutely perfect in this world of inorganic chemistry... Octahedral can be distorted... Octet may be not mentained... Postulates, laws, hypothesis, theories all have taken different paths to confuse you...And this is the real definition of inorganic chemistry...
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