Holi is the best time to catch someone red-handed.

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I used to be selfish as a kid.
I grew up.

I am now selfish as an adult.

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If you add गुड़ in place of sugar in tea, does it become Jagriti?

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Neighbour: What do you like?

Me: Wanderlust.
Mom: Mandirlust.

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Tiger Shroff looks like a muscular version of Ajit Agarkar.

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I have been writing a lot of sentimental quotes and it’s making me sound depressed even though I’m deliriously happy. I’m taking up a funny bone challenge where I will only be posting something funny (expect: lameness and PJs mostly) to get back my humour self (which never existed) which has gone to sleep for a long time. Here’s my first wannabe funny quote:

I write love poems
because they are easy
because I’m not in love
and nobody can criticise,
neither the girlfriend that doesn’t exist,
nor the government that ceases and desists.

I write love poems
because I’m boring af
and I don’t have to face
the pressure of being something I am not,
funny, or the joker of the lot.

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From this new financial year,
I'll switch to a healthier lifestyle.

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I write love quotes and poems
Not because I'm in love
But I wanna feel like dove
Not the soap in my bathroom
But the bird that flies up above.

Before my mom comes with broom,
I just got reminded that I must buy a soap.
I know what I wrote is dope.
Please please cope.
Give a like and go
then like horse I will gallop.

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Dear human,
Remember the other day when she wore glossy red and totally took your breath away? It wasn't love.

Forever yours,
Asthma

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Few years down the line, this day could be big. I might receive a Nobel prize, or escape a zombie apocalypse, adopt a pet octopus or even die choking on coke.
But this year, it's just another lazy sunday.

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