Emoticons are no different to farts!
To send and receive emoticons is like going to the toilet with best expectation and anticipations only to hear noise.

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ThOUGHT OF THE DAy
People are like farts
The stinky one's spoils your mood
And the loud one's make you laugh.

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True Love, is never having to hold in a fart.

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The burps and the farts,
Are a good way to discard.
The noise they make,
Is proportionate to the relief you get.
Had it not been them,
The shitty ideas would never stem!

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Her Farts

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Containing farts
after is
a reservoir
that lost control.

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Your farts maybe your own but they still stink. The same applies to some of your opinions.

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Life has become as stagnant as a fart in space!!

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I'm not sure if we all should be glad that some religious crackpot from The Party didn't propose to use cow farts as Oxygen is in short supply.

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She said I'm her world but after sometimes, I realised that she was creating the Solar system and i was the 4th planet in her Solar system. Badass 😭😂🙄

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