QUOTES ON #FART

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12 MAR 2018 AT 12:36

I speak my mind
act from heart
Because it gives me Solace
Just like a fart

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25 JAN 2019 AT 18:24

It's not sex
It's farts
Which familiarises
Lovers


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20 JAN 2020 AT 20:36

Do you know how many farts
would it take to make an atomic bomb?

Apparently there are people with so much time on their hands, they sit around estimating such potentialities. One estimate is that a person would have to fart nonstop for six years and nine months to generate the energy of one atomic bomb. Or everyone on Earth would have to rip nine farts simultaneously to make a
hydrogen bomb.

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30 MAR 2017 AT 13:38

I have created a city in my HE❤RT
Can you please leave it?
Because you're polluting it with your fart ;)

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9 JUN 2018 AT 13:11

Abcd

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26 MAY 2018 AT 13:28


25 JAN 2017 AT 14:25

Of various levels of being cunning, to fart and be as if nothing happened is one.

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4 FEB 2018 AT 12:30

She said it was shamefully odd
For a girl to fart in public


I laughed like crazy
Seriously,
people paying attention to
how you fart now?

Let alone women empowerment.
You should hear me sometime!

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31 JAN 2018 AT 5:11

I fart with all my stomach
I love with all my soul

And may be I am the one
going crazy
but the loss is all yours.

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24 JAN 2018 AT 12:30

Fart ,if you must, darling
Fart obnoxiously

But don't break someone's heart!

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