1 universe,
8 planets,
7 seas,
7 continents,
809 islands,
196 countries,
and I had the fortunate
luck of meeting you guys.

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What is chai for an Indian?

• Sleepy? Have tea.
• Headache? Have tea.
• Tired? Have tea.
• Mood off? Have tea.
• Feeling cold? Have tea.
• Want a samosa? Must have tea.
• Late night study? Have tea.
• Party after college? With tea.
• Not well? Have adrakh wali tea .
• Zero figure? Have green tea.
• Pocket money? Make tea for dad.
• Guests? Make tea.
• Waiting for train? Have tea.
• Watching TV? Have tea.
• Lastly, want to become
prime minister? Make tea.

Tea is like opium for Indians.
It’s like “if you want success,
then have tea!”

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| The WildLife |

Answer: 13 creatures

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How many creatures?

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Do you know?

The Microsoft founder Bill Gates and co-founder Paul Allen hacked and made changes to school's scheduling software to up Gate's chances of getting a grade during their school days. Bill Gates wrote a class scheduling program for his school. He tweaked the program's code so that he would placed in classes with mostly female students. He made sure to preload himself into an english class with a
dozen girls and no other boys!

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A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:

Man: What's the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing
your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he's drunk.

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Teacher: Whoever answers my
next question, can go home.

One boy throws his
bag out the window.

Teacher: Who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! ... I’m going home now.

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“Someday” is a
Disease that will
take your Dreams to
the Grave with you.









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| Torn Out |

Answer is '5'

From the hint, the 1st page starts on the right side (east), then page 2 is printed on the back of first page. It means any two consecutive ODD-EVEN numbered pages will fall on the same paper. While two consecutive EVEN-ODD pages will fall on 2 different consecutive papers.
So,
Pg.7 & 8 - odd and even, they will be on
the same paper ( 1 )
Pg.100 & 101 - even and odd, they will be on
different paper ( 2 )
Pg.222 & 223 - even and odd, they too will be on
different paper ( 2 )

Total, 1 + 2 + 2 = 5 papers
were torn out.

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A kid was playing with a book and tore out pages 7, 8, 100, 101, 222 and 223.

How many papers were torn out?

(a) 0
(b) 3
(c) 4
(d) 5
(e) 6
(fck) its beyond my thinking

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