Inspiring people are not born.
They hatched from the egg of failure
after incubating in the heat of hard work .

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What do you call a dozen of eggs lying here and there?

Scrambled eggs.

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Meri zindagi bhi ek Ande ki tarah hi ho gayi hai..

Frying Pan mein rakho to Omelette ban jati hai..
Pani mein rakho to boil ho jati hai..

Aur hadh to tab ho jati hai..

Jab ghosle mein rakho to ek chhoti si chidiya ho jati hai

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What do the eggs do
to keep fit?

~ They EGGercise !

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Eggs!
No problem when you
Get from Shops!
But seriously Some problem
When You get from
Your Staffs!!

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A bunch of people will knock your door at 12 am to felicitate you in an event named 'birthday bumps'.You will never understand, when your face is slammed into the cake and by whom. And at the end you can find cake on everyone's face. You don't get even a piece to eat, though they bought it for you. You will get flooded by eggs and tomatoes. Catch them if you can. They play Holi 'with you' using a mixture of salt, onion paste, remnants of food, water,spices etc to make your day special. You will also have a privilege of being pushed into mud pit if it is rainy season.
This is how how friends invite new year into birthday boy's life.

Boys have their own swag in celebrating birthdays.
- Reddi Tejaswini

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Ask for it and I'll give it,
Fight and I will take it back,
Ask for it and I'll give it again.....
People like eggs, people like me.....!!!!!

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Omelettes are skillet simulations of egg roadkills on a hot summer day.

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