I have a joke on appreciation but people won't like it until I die.
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As darkness envelope soul
Heart has odour foul
Infant devil open his eyes
Positivity completely dies-
Me, waiting for motivation, will to live and caffeine to kick in every morning
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when they say "cut ties with your enemies" but in your case, it's your own head
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Me: but wait, is it L5 or L6 vertebra
Satan: leave me alone pls-
I have a joke on COVID-19 but I think people are done taking it seriously.
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Ajmal Kasab's photograph being clicked during the 26/11 attacks was an actual photobomb.
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आज अभी
मेरे बरामदे में एक चिड़िया आ के रुक गई
शायद खाने की तलाश में वो ठहर गई
फिर?
हम दोनों की नजरें मिली
वो मुझे देखते ही डर गई 😱
मै उसे देखते ही डर गई😱
फिर?
धीमे से सरकते सरकते वो कोने में छिप गई
मैं भी दरवाजे के आड़ में छिप गई
फिर?
फिर क्या
वो कोने से सरकते हुए उड़ गई🕊️
मैं भी डर और छिपने के चक्कर में
उसकी फोटो लेना भूल गई।।।
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(Moral - नीचे caption में है)
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Yeah actually i have my exams tomorrow..I just came here to see ya cuz i heard you weren't well .
Yes yes! I was not well at all...I thought I would just die..anyway that's so sweet of you..you came here to meet me despite having exams on yr head.
Well,yeah but the thing is my mom says that those who dies becomes god and since you are going to become one, i thought i should meet you to seek some blessings as i haven't studied anything for my paper.-