श्याम कुमार आया है, डिस्पोजल वाले
ग्लास मे पानी ले आओ बेटा

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Getting laid is like buttering bread.

A credit card will work but it's
Lot easier using a knife.

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He makes her wet.


Pata nhi itna kyu rulata hai vo usko.

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यूँ तो कई तितलियों के रंग,
हमने भी चुराए थे ,
पर यार मधुमक्खी से पाला,
पहली बार पड़ा था..... 🐝

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I prefer either a dark soul or a no soul.
There's nothing else in between.

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Imagine a doctor dating a CA, their kids to be stucked between balanced diet and balanced sheet! 💀

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People are so special to each other that they copy birthday wishes from Google.

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These Girls Want Hoodies
Date Aunties They Wants Love..

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I finally saw him.
He pierced me with black onyx eyes
that screamed eloquence.
We didn't speak much,
there was nothing left to say.
Smiling, he held out his hand for me
and I took it not caring to look behind.
His name was Death,
he was beautiful and kind.
I finally saw him that night
and realised he was nothing
like I had been told!

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