Poor girls plucking petals
You love me...
You love me not

Rich girls picking shades
You Lakme...
You Lakme not

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How do you say bye to your car ?

Tata Motors

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He- I like you

She- Yes, I Lakme too!

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How did the crow describe her lover,
a softie at heart?

My-crow-soft.

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Samsung a song after eating an apple.
He got honor after defeating
the oppo-site team.

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In what does the computer cook its chips?

In-tel.

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When Hema Malini
went to Amreeka,
a fan asked
for a picture.
She replied,
"I Ken't."

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The past customers of Aircel should grammatically be addressed as Airsold.

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When a nun appears infront of me suddenly

Me- Canon

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