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Cement ads these days -
We will protect you from virus.
Dettol -
Main kya karu fir?
Job chhod du?
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Naye wale LUX ke ad. me saif kareena ko ye bolke ki jab chand yha hai to raushani ki kya jarurat apne pas rhka ek diya bujha deta hai...
Liar kaheenka๐
aaaju baaju jo 15-20 aur diye jal rhe the wo kya taimur ko rasta dikhane ko jlaaye the-
Ad : Kya Aapke toothpaste Mai namak hai..
Me: ha hai.. to kya?
Ad: Kya Aapke toothpaste Mai namak ke Saath deep clean ahsah hai?
Me: ha Bhai namak ke Saath ahsah Didi bhi hai..
Ad: kya Aapke toothpaste Mai namak ke Saath nembuu bhi hai??
Me: ha Bhai.. haa.. agar nhi Hoga to mummy se le lugi.. namak, neembu..
Ad: aree yrr... Kya aapke toothpaste Mai namak ke Saath neem bhi hai?
Me: Tu jaa naa..!! Haa mere toothpaste Mai namak hai.. neembu hai.. deep clean ahsah hai.. neem Ka tree bhi hai.. !!
Aap bolo to achar, michi, masala, chai , coffee.. Sab Dal dete hai..!!-
Hrithik: Mountain dew risk
tho banta hai.
Me: tho ky ab mai mountain dew
peekar terrace se kud jaau.
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_kya aapke tooth paste mein namak hai?
_nahin hai aur chahiye bhi nahin ,I'm a high BP patient-
Le we : bhai ipl chalu hote hi ye nanga naach kyu karte ho..
Le nachedi cricketers, nashedi dipika & chhichora Ranveer:
O Jio ๐ฐdhan dhana dhan ๐ฒ๐ธ,
O Jio Jio Jio Jio Dhan ๐ฐ๐ฒ๐ธ dhana dhan ๐ฒ๐ธ-