Baju wale khali plot mai handpump lgwane ka soch rha hun.. ab to wha mootne ke liye line lagna bhi chalu ho gya hai.

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mana ki mujhme wo baat nhi ab
kyuki tumhare wo jazbaat nhi ab..
kuch yu naazuk si ho gyi hai ye zindagi
tumhare jane se isme aaftaab nhi ab..

aafreen sa tha wo noor tumhara
unhe pane ki sajishein tumhe yaad nhi ab..
us waqt ko phir fursaat se yaad krlu
itna mujhme ikhtiyar nhi ab..

-Vaibhav Upadhyay

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MBA mre sharir ko suit nhi krta

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Standing near a bald guy is really helpful in the metro,you don't need to turn around to see the beautiful girl.

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Mai bachpan mai doctor banna chahta tha

phir papa ne mujhe calligraphy class join kra di

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Daru peene ke bad ldke gadi chalane ki zidd krte hain aur ladkiyan ladke.

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Engineering 2 type ke log lete hain:
phli jinko leni hoti hai
dusri jinko leni hoti hai

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