I kiss her until I've left a piece of my heart in her mouth.





I kiss her until the clock stops.

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Trust me when I say this..
Loss is the brightest color of any great romance.
And grief is its strongest scent.

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It was our one year anniversary

Soon came the hour of celebration

She whispered in my ear, sweet nothings

And, oh no.... Premature. Ejaculation.

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Delhi boys be like, "BHAI O, YAHIN KHADA HUN". Then run away from responsibilities.

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The only sexting left in my life is work related. I overuse the word Touchbase because its perfectly good natured stimming.

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A recent survey reveals that pussy moaning about responsibility is not equal to Adulting. Adultery is.

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Fun Fact : Cardy B. is an acronym for Bachelor's in Cardiology. Okurrrs are actual murmurs. #TheMoreYouKnow

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Bhopal guy calls everyone "fam" after listening to Travis Scott songs and scoring 290 in GRE. His actual family perplexed.

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South Delhi girl chooses Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver for background music in her insta story of shopping at Zara, having never been to West Virginia in her life. All her male followers express their lack of taste in music by reacting with a ❤️.

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Bruh for real tho, I cringed at Indian tiktok so hard that my jawline grew abs.

- Delhi guy on Instagram with pictures of luxury cars in his feed, and "hookah lover, boom Shankar" in his bio

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