Hey pretty lover, I am just a call away!
So key in those digits, I swear you make me sway.
Dial 1 for support, I am your on-call friend,
Type 2 for a date and your soul's searching will end,
Now 3 is for a fight, let's get into battle gear,
I can argue all night, until I erase all that you fear.
Do press 4 on a needy night, this is war with(out) a gun,
so wage with all your might, I am not going to run.
5, 6, 7, 8 are yours to keep, I will play nice and fall in line,
Dial 9 with care kitten! -Its a big leap, from then on all your lives are mine.
So call me anyhow, Its not just your voice I sorely miss,
you won't know now, but you are my eternal bliss.
-