Log kehte hai yrr tu bdal gya hai
Toh Sun apun bss smbhl gya hai

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Maa papa dekhna mai aapke,
spno ko anjaam dunga
Jo diya aapne naam mujhe,
usse ek pehchaan dunga

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Tum isq kro aur drd n ho
Ye whi baat ho gyi
December ki raat ho aur
Srd n ho

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Dost bolte hai bhai tujhe achhe ache sad song kaha se milte hai .??
Mai BSS bolta hoon...' bhai kabhi pyar kr k dekho bahut gane sunnne ko milenge'

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#1
He :
hii (with 70% of confidence and 30% nervousness).. ..
aap morning me aao ge ya evening me..??

She :
(Little nervous and pretending like, nothing happened)
what morning ya evening??

He:
shift.. morning shift ya evening shift..??

She:
(With little blush on her face )
i'm not interested..!!

He:
(sarcastically)
hum interest ka kaha puchh rhe hai ji. Hum toh shift ka puchh rhe hai..

She: mai morning m aau ya evening me tumko kya hai usse..??

He:
(with flirty smile)
aap class m rhte ho toh pdhai m man lga rha tha..

She :
(blushed up.. her chicks became little pinkish)

AUR USKE BAAD USKA BAAP AA GYA

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Wo payr babut,
takleef deta hai
Jo ek trfa hota hai...

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#3
He : kaise ho aap ,
Aaj ka class kaisa gya

She: tumhe ye puchhne
ka haak kisne diya

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Socha tha teri khushi se sjaunga mai sapne
Par tune tog gum v nhi diye aapne

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Jo kuchh tha mujhme adhura
Socha teri mobhabat ho jayega pura
Par tune v tukra kr mujhe
Chhor diya aadhura..

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Tumhari maa ko 9 mahine lge
Apne andr tumhare dil ko bnane me
Tum kisi ko itna hkk kaise de skte ho
Ki wo asani tod k chla jaye..

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