Baar Baar kisi ke ghar
nhi jaana chahiye nhi to
izzat kam ho jaati hai.......
.
.
.
.
Aapki izzat nhi,
aapke mn mein
unke liye jo izzat hai
wo kam ho jaati hai........

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Believe me, I am a liar.

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* Starts flirting with a girl *




Me : Hiii Beautiful......







She : Hello Bhai.....

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3 year old baby : Papa, Papa, Papa, papa, papa
(continues..)
* 5 min later*
Baby : Papa, papa, paapaaaaaaa.......
Finally papa replied "Bol beta kya kaam hai"...
Baby : 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

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Every App in India
is a dating app
except the real ones....

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My dreams are
more adventurous
than my real life.

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When a cat noticed that nobody is at home....

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I hate telling lies
cuz I am better at bluffing..

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When police arrives at
my door with a girl.

Neighborhood aunties :

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When my mom beats me.

Neighbour Kids :

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