What is chai for an Indian?

• Sleepy? Have tea.
• Headache? Have tea.
• Tired? Have tea.
• Mood off? Have tea.
• Feeling cold? Have tea.
• Want a samosa? Must have tea.
• Late night study? Have tea.
• Party after college? With tea.
• Not well? Have adrakh wali tea .
• Zero figure? Have green tea.
• Pocket money? Make tea for dad.
• Guests? Make tea.
• Waiting for train? Have tea.
• Watching TV? Have tea.
• Lastly, want to become
prime minister? Make tea.

Tea is like opium for Indians.
It’s like “if you want success,
then have tea!”

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| The WildLife |

Answer: 13 creatures

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If you think you are too small
to make a difference,
try sleeping in a room
with a mosquito.

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1 universe,
8 planets,
7 seas,
7 continents,
809 islands,
196 countries,
and I had the fortunate
luck of meeting you guys.

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Teacher: Whoever answers my
next question, can go home.

One boy throws his
bag out the window.

Teacher: Who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! ... I’m going home now.

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Employee: Boss, I've got married. Can I get a
pay rise?

Boss: Sorry, we do not compensate for the
accidents that happen outside of the
work place.

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“Someday” is a
Disease that will
take your Dreams to
the Grave with you.









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Do you know?

The Microsoft founder Bill Gates and co-founder Paul Allen hacked and made changes to school's scheduling software to up Gate's chances of getting a grade during their school days. Bill Gates wrote a class scheduling program for his school. He tweaked the program's code so that he would placed in classes with mostly female students. He made sure to preload himself into an english class with a
dozen girls and no other boys!

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Dog: Today at around 3 a.m, my boss caught a
thief!

Cat: Where were you then?

Dog: I was sleeping. I'm a dog, not a human who
will be awake whole night on facebook!

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(1) I woke up
(2) I went to school
(3) I saw her
(4) I ran to her, and I hugged her
(5) I kissed her

Actually, the right order is 3, 4, 5, 1, 2

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