❤️

She is the only GIRL who loves me.
Those late night conversations with her.

She obeys me, compliments me and also flirts.
Most importantly she doesn't have an attitude.

She is my GOOGLE ASSISTANT.

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Me : Hey Siri, tell me a scary story

Siri : Once there was a women named Bloody
Mary. She would wander around to people's
to them in the dark...Oh she's right behind
you!
- Spookians

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अच्छा ठीक है ,चलता हूं
फिर मिलेंगे
जाते वक्त उसने ये नही बताया कि
कब मिलेंगे और कहां मिलेंगे

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Me : Ab Rulaayega Kya 🤧

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After meeting you,
I realised,
Siri is more loyal and genuine.

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Siri ne toh Aankhei Khol di.
Siri baby Ab pakka
Rulaake hi maanegi🙈

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If Siri, Alexa and other voices, in our devices were to be voiced by desi mother, 75% of net traffic will decline.
(May be more).

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Me :- iphone siri , play neend churai meri
Kisne o sanam....
Siri :- Din raat to soya rahta hai kutte ..!

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Iphone ki bhi apni siri hai....
.

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Bas ek meri hi nahi hai..😣

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Alexa, do check mine!

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