After visiting tdt's page and reading almost all posts

Inner me shouting happily :

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When I say, "bahut unchh vichar hai tmhare."
Just reply with a sly smile, "aur bhi bahut kuch uncha hai mera."
Wtf is, "haha, ab jo hai tmhare samne hai."

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Whenever someone pokes Vinit to write





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When I say, "I hate micro_soft."
Just smirk and say, " don't worry my girl, you will never get any complaints from me."
Wtf is, "mine computer skills are also weak babe."

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When someone asks Vinit, "aur kab post kr rhe ho!?"



He :

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When I say, "I love to dance."
Just smirk and say, "Let me take you dancing, two step to the bedroom, we don't need, no dance floor, let me see your best move!"
Wtf is, "Wow! I would love to see you dancing."

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When I say, "aaj bahut garmi hai."
Reply with a sly smile, "chlo, mai tumhari tan ki aag bujha deta hu."
Wtf is "tum baitho, mai AC on krta hu."

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When I said, "Hey, please follow uniform motion in a straight line." to my mood.

My mood replied, "Nah meri jaan, I love projectile trajectory, non-uniform motion, and ofcourse SHM is my favourite specially while your time of the month. Bolo, which one do you want my dear?"

*Me silent for rest of time*

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When I say, "aaj khane me kya milega jaan?"
Just smirk & say, "breakfast me kisses, hugs honge lunch me, dinner me tu jo mange!"
Wtf is, "jo khana hai wo bna lo."

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When I say, "janwar kitne pyaare hote hai."
Just smirk and say, "tum kaho to aaj raat mai bhi janwar ban jaun."
Wtf is, "han yaar, bolo puppy chahiye ya kitty."

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