Doctor: Kindly sit on this chair. I've to examine you for the disease.
Me: But Doctor....
Doctor: please sit there.
Me: listen to me... i've to.. .
Doctor: i don't want to listen anything. Just sit down!
Me: fine.
Doctor: Have to do x-ray. Please follow me.
After getting the reports...
Doctor: I think that by mistake you swallowed chicken's bone.
Me: that's my previous Doctor's.

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Police 1: Stop.. come out of your car , kneel down with your hands on your head.
Me: but why? I haven't done anything.
Police 1: there's a body in your car.
Me: where is it? Show me.

The car was empty.
Police 1: where the hell did it go?
Me: on your shoulder!

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I saw her in the party. She looked good but it was her smile that made me fall for her. The melody of the music plus she. I never admired any girl like this before. So I invited her for a dance. She rejected my invitation, but with a smile. An angel in pink wearing the most beautiful smile that I have ever seen in my life.
That night was unforgettable. But, now I'm bored looking at the same smile again and again.

I should have pasted her face on my wall as well. Just the lips aren't working.

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I was not in a good mood. I saw her face, she was smiling at me. But her smile was irritating me. I asked her several times to stop smiling but to tease me she wasn't.

I went to the kitchen, fetch a knife and stabbed her. Sliced her throat.
But, I felt guilty. So, I stitched her throat again like I'm doing from last 6 years.
©priyanshusinha

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New Student

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"Well, I tried to stop her from killing herself by stabbing with a kitchen knife. But, she was fast. I wanted her to chop her by my hands but she killed herself so i left her there"

"This was the last thing he said" the officer wrote in the report.

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"Which doll you lost? "
"The doll you gave me a year ago daddy"
"It's ok I'll buy a new one, btw where u lost her? And why are you crying?"
"Coz I found her here and sheis growing same as me"
"The lost doll is growing!"
I looked at her doll collection, I don't remember when I bought her a 4 feet doll.

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I opened my eyes. My mom was standing beside my bed. She was just staring at me. I too started staeing at her. None of us blinked. I don't know what could have happend if I blinked, so I didn't. She moved back. Still her eyes on me. She went out of my room. I know she isn't my mom. It's something else.

Whatever it was. Now it's just peeping into my room.

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We went on picnic with my friends. I was sleeping there and suddenly I heard a very low crying sound. That was very creepy.
So i covered my face and waited for whatever happen.

Next day, I told about the last night incident and then my friend said.
"That was me. I was crying at night."
I felt relieved, but his face was still frozen with fear... "Because I saw, an old lady was giving creepy smile to you when you were asleep."

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I was amazed on seeing a clown statue in the background of our teacher's screen. I thought he likes them. But after few minutes, it wasn't there. We found him on other student's screen. I was checking everyone's screen... It wasn't there.

My mom called me, "Son, come, a clown came to meet you. " Nothing more was heard then.

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