Me : mam, can i go to toilet ?

*mam irritated*

Mam : I say no !

Me : Mam but no I se nhi, n se hota hai


*Punishment : Will not be allowed to go to toilet in her class*

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ये
question
जनहित
में जारी
😝😝

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Lockdown!
यह सही डिसीजन...
यही दुनिया को समझाना हैं।
जहां भी हैं...
सब वही ठहरे रहो भाई,
अगर 'कोरोना' से मुक्ति पाना हैं।।

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Stars are just doing their work,
I guess we should do our own.

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पैसे वसूलना तो कोई लड़कियों से सीखें;
पानी पूरी खाने के बाद EXTRA पानी
और सूखी लेना सीखें।।

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©Aalekh

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Vaccination is like a helmet ⛑️
Not sanjeewani booty...

You aren't going to be Immortal after taking this..
So, follow the protocols even after Vaccination

Corona infection is unpredictable like an accident with the same impact like
Financial loss,
Disability
Death

Just b used to self care like wearing 😷, hand sanitizing and social distancing.

Sooner, this infection will b like just another less deadly flu..
Till then have patience, be kind and stay away from Drama..

बाकी मर्ज़ी है आपकी, घर है आपका...🏡

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how you didn't like the sugar in it,
because complaining is all what you do,
without any regards to,
whatever effort anyone puts in.

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Maths class

Sir- Tell the Value of X.

Me- He is nothing more in my life. I've forgotten him and hence it's value is 0 now.

*Punishment- Propose your Ex again.*

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